I would like to do certain impossible
things before I die. Here is a list of a few.
- Build a really big bathtub and give the earth a good scrubdown.
- Acquire a dragon as a pet/companion/mentor. Keep it in my pocket for my eventual mugging.
- Build a waterslide that runs from the Sea of Tranquility to Rio de Janeiro.
- Buy a drink for everyone who doesn't want one.
- Mediate a romantic relationship between an electron and a positron.
- See what happens when two medusae look at each other.
- Ride a solar flare.
- Beat Zaphod Beeblebrox for the Worst Dressed Sentient in the Galaxy competition.
- Meet at least three different Cheshire Cats.
- Conduct a sunset, a night sky, and a sunrise.
- Build a power source that runs entirely on bubble gum and muzak and produces backrubs as its only byproduct.
- Breed a turkey shaped like a Klein Bottle.
- Sing an aria entirely below 12 hertz.
- Write a joke that will stop a 12-gauge round at 10 meters.
- Translate Cyrano de Bergerac into Lojban.
- Play catch with ball lightning.
- Swim the Chunnel.
- Fold a tesseract from a single sheet of paper.
- Proceed to live in said tesseract.
- Resurrect all the greatest musicians in history. Make them play a symphony on the kazoo.
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