As far as I can tell, according to pop
culture, I am not a man. Let me list the reasons.
- I have asked for directions
- I have read the instructions before trying to put it together
- I can do laundry
- I am not obsessed with sports
- I am capable of listening to a human female
- I have cried in public
- I can admit when I am wrong
- I am fully aware that women can do pretty much any damn thing they please
- I am also not threatened by this fact
- I can accept losing at something
- When someone points out to me a flaw in my plans, I am more likely to reconsider my plans than enter into a state of denial
- I know who Jane Austen, Jane Eyre and Jane Curtin are
- Of the three, I really only like Jane Curtin, though
- I have no idea who played second base for the '37 Mets
- I had to look them up in Wikipedia to figure out that the Mets didn't exist until 1962
- I loathe the Three Stooges
- Also Will Ferrell
- I would honestly rather have a deep discussion about life, science, art or emotions than hunt, fish, work on a car, write my name in the snow or learn how to spit for distance
- The only time I have ever asked a woman to make me a sandwich, she was working in a restaurant
- While I understand that the human reproductive cycle can cause emotional instability in some women at times, I do not automatically dismiss anything that a woman says with which I happen to disagree as “hormones”
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